PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.